‘The Mean One’ for Hire

Looking for something different this holiday season? Bring the grumpy charm of the Mean One straight to your business or event. From photo ops to playful mayhem, he delivers a crowd-pleasing mix of sarcasm, silliness, and holiday “cheer” (just don’t tell him we used that word).

Now Booking December 2025 & January 2026!

A little holiday mischief goes a long way…

He may grumble, he may glare, and he may “accidentally” rearrange your decorations—but that’s all part of the charm. With his over-the-top antics and irresistibly dramatic attitude, your guests will be laughing, snapping photos, and wondering what he’ll do next.

Whether he’s lurking through your lobby, making a scene at your storefront, or pretending he hates all the attention, the Mean One turns any gathering into a moment worth remembering.

Perfect for:
• Office parties
• Customer appreciation events
• Pop-ups and holiday markets
• School or community events
• Social-media-worthy moments